Flu Shots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEN5KGwNGeo

And you people wonder why I refuse to get the flu shot!

Lots of Interestin Stuff *mature audiences only*

So I never watch the Tyra Banks Show but I just so happened to turn on my TV and it was on.  I was gonna turn it when I realized they were talkin about men and their sperm.  LOL!  So of course it peaked my interest and I had to watch it.  Did you know that the testacles have to keep a temperature of 96 to 98 degrees?  One degree higher and it will kill the sperm.  Smoking also effects sperm and reduces the amount of blood flow to their junk!  Marijuana actually makes the sperm "high" and they just "zoom" all over the place!  Cell phones also effect sperm.  It has been proven that men who keep their phones on their belt or in their pocket or close to their junk that 1/3 of their sperm gets killed!  So men start keepin in in your shirt or jacket pocket!  Last but not least...fruit increases they amount and they strength of sperm men produce so make your man eat lots of fruit!!!!!!!  LOL!  Just thought it was interestin!

ahhhh...I Feel Rejuvinated!

I had a much needed horsey day today!  Did nothin but play around all day!  First was the farrier, then lookin at barns for Erin (E3) but I think she is good to go, the feedin.  I tried to surprise my sister by showin up to her lesson today but she cancelled.  So yea that didn't really work.  LOL!

Soooooo....

Picture yourself, if you will, walking to your horse's pasture to blanket him.  Its in the low 40's and 9:30 at night.  Assume the barn owner is sleeping so you don't want to wake him by shoutin your horses name, but, you don't wanna go lookin in the big dark pasture for your black horse.  So you proceed to kiss and whistle over and over again.  You wait a few seconds.........................

nothin.  So you kiss and whistle again this time quietly calling your horse's name once...............................

nothin.  So you kiss and whistle some more............

then, thanks to the help of a passing car's headlights you see a silouhette moving.  Is it moving away from you or toward you?  You can't tell so you take a tentative step forward.  Then you hear the steady rythym of a horse's hooves poundin on the ground.  It's cantering.  You can count the beats..........

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3....

but wait........

somethins not right...it sounds like...there's more

sure enough....you hear more than one set of hooves.  They're gettin louder...Louder....LOUDER!!!!  WHERE ARE THEY COMIN FROM?????!!!!!!!!

Now you can see, and you see more than one sillouhette!  In fact you count 4!  Your mind is racin.  You have four horses all canterin towards you.  You remember you locked the gate behind you.  No fast way out...

they're gettin closer....what do you do!  try to unlock the gate?  No time....crawl through the fence what about the blanket?  They're almost on top of you!  You prepare to jump out of the way!  All of a sudden 3 of the 4 horse turn!  And your horse slides to a halt in front of you.  12 inches away, breathin heavy, and........

nuzzlin for his treat!

LOL!  Yep that was me tonight!  Scared the shit out of me!  LOL!  I got his blanket on him though at least!  LOL!  I need to invest in a flashlight.....

Help Me Please!

So I need another job.  Wild Wing Cafe ain't cuttin it on its own.  I wont make Novembers bills if I don't get another job ASAP!  I will do anythin from back breakin yard work to cleanin houses to workin with animals to you name it i'll do it.  It doesn't matter.  I just need a job!  Please help and if you know of anyone hirin please send me their way!

Thanks y'all

Back in the Saddle

Literally!  Finally got back in the saddle today for...god I forget how long.  And we went back to square one but at lease it didn't take as long for him to learn again.  We rode him today without shoes and he actually seemed to do better without them than he does when he has them on so I think I'm gonna keep him barefoot for awhile and see how he does barefoot.  Might as well I've tried everythin else.  He is lookin better actually.  His coat is almost back to normal (minus the winter coat comin in), and and hooves and still lookin good from the last time Ken was out.  Here are some pics of how he is lookin.

Halloween Costume!!!!!

I can't decide which Halloween Costume I want to get. What do you guys think?


http://www.halloweencostume.com/sexy-cowgirl-costume.html

or

http://www.halloweencostume.com/sexy-army-cadet-costume.html
(minus the hat and jacket thingy)

Let me know what you guys think!!!!!

Thanks!